Breasts.
Yes you heard me correctly. I said breasts.
This is not any x-rated posting but just that I don’t understand WHY my girls have these interests in Breasts.
They are not endowed yet. Years to go.. But any jokes, questions or topic, they never fail to ask me about it. My eldest will ask me, Mama, when you were young like me, did you have breasts yet? When did you wear a Bra? Why do breasts shake ah. How come mine is not big? She asks, when will she get one as big? She cannot wait to grow up and have…. Breasts. sigh. I told her that while it is growing, she might feel uneasy and a little painful at the chest. Need to wear the support.
They love to talk about breasts that go a-jiggling. They fix their curious eyes at women’s breasts and tell me in a loud whisper that “Mom, that lady’s neh neh boo boo is shaking shaking..” Eeekkkkkkkk! Mom pretends not to hear that, but surely that lady heard it?!
And don’t laugh at what happened this morning ok? We were in a lift. My youngest daughter was looking at me.. I didn’t know what was on her mind but she looked … cheeky. Very cheeky.
In the lift, were… a father and his two daughters, also ready for school. A male neighbour in office attire. Then, my daughter, lift up her hands to my breasts and did …coochy coochy coo!! ON MY BREASTS!!
WAH LIAOOOOOOOOO!!!!
i’M NOT SURE IF ANYONE SAW BUT WE WERE ALL IN THE LIFT, IN A SMALL LIFT OKAY?!!
I quickly reached my girl’s hand, gave her a pretend smile and held her hand so tight. Gosh going down 10 levels sure felt like eternity…sigh..
I quickly got out of the lift when it touched ground with my girl… what can I say? I have to make sure I don’t bump into those men again!! How embarrasing! I told my girl in the car NEVER NEVER to do that again.. and she went “neh neh neh boo boo…”